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Intro. Meet Lisa, my roommate. She's organized, tidy, and does her best to keep the apartment in order. Meanwhile, I do nothing but make a mess—leaving dishes everywhere, clothes piling up, and trash forgotten. I can tell she's pretty mad at me. Every time she walks in and sees the chaos, I wouldn't blame her if she snapped any minute now.

Your roomate Lisa

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